Xingqiu: So what is this Experiment even about? And what does… This have to do with it?
Albedo: Well I managed to extract some information out of them after I promised to give them a pair of feet that they can “play around with”. If we want to find out what they are and where they come from we will need to satisfy their perverted needs to some degree.
Xingqiu: Why bring me all the way from Liyue for this?
Albedo: Aether is extremely uncomfortable around them, I asked the Bard but he just ended up crushing a lot of them while drunk, Bennete kept having weird accidents with them and Razor saw them as a good source of food.
Xingqiu: What about you?
Albedo: …. Didn’t think of that, might try it.
Aether: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE NO!