“Now, now, Ghondor, I think it’s about time I disciplined you for all the misbehaving you’ve been doing. I am your Mother, not ‘Bitchqueen’.
I should start thinking about stuffing you in here for a few hours, maybe then you’ll finally start to learn a little respect…”
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“Whoops! Looks like I had a little too much Monicurry… I felt a little bad that I hadn’t saved any for you, but looks like you’re getting a nice facefull of it now.
Take in a good deep breath, I know how much you love your Mother’s special dish…”
“MMMMPPHHH….!”